Well...it's something

"Young bull moose visits downtown Bismarck and state Capitol"

Local says, "Most interesting thing to happen here, for like...ever!"

Pumpkin crasher

"Dad squashes son's giant pumpkin record with 2,261-pounder"

'The old man always enjoys stomping on my dreams,' son says

Do not doughnut

"Police: Doughnut heist leads to capture of wanted man"

Desperado's bear claw jones cascades into his undoing

Wild Thing

"102-year-old woman gets arrested so she can cross it off her bucket list"

Claims it's taken 10 years 'raising hell' on her Rascal to get the cops' attention

Bring in the clowns

"Police: Woman late for work lies about clown attacking her"

'When in doubt,' police chief says, 'they always blame a clown'

Stop the insanity

"Man charged with wearing clear plastic wrap bikini on beach"

Cling Wrap aficionados say crime 'monstrous' on so many levels

Darkness visible

"This Weird Galaxy Is Actually 99.99 Percent Dark Matter"

'Too conservative," some scientists say, 'considering current politics'

They're everywhere!

"Michigan quintuplets work first jobs together at McDonald's"

Stoner with munchies freaks thinking it's an alien invasion

The scoop

"‘Dizzy’ the monkey still on the loose in Springfield zoo"

'Ditzy' the animal keeper is on shovel detail, yet again

 

Cobbed

"Man charged with shooting corncobs at neighbor's house"

'It's not so funny when it happens to you,' cob victim warns