Wrong Pet in the Crunch

Monologue | Tuesday night on “The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS: Here’s something great. Russian spy ring here in New York City. They were busted in New York City. Once again, they were spotted by an alert T-shirt vendor. Read more…

Last Week's Funniest Captions

Best Caption:

As he approached airport security, Ralph wondered if he would have to remove his shoes.

— ­ Posted by Fred Bell, East Lansing

Runners-up:

To Gird And Girdle Not.

— Posted by LAB

“You are goin' DOWN, Iron Man!”

— Posted by Jude Hawk, Ferndale, Calif.

I Approve This Ad's Honesty

Monologue | Tuesday night on “The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS: President Obama is being criticized now. Here’s the problem. The British Petroleum guy, Tony Hayward, was on his yacht recently. Everybody thought, whoa, this idiot. I mean, the Gulf of Mexico is turning to asphalt and the British Petroleum guy is relaxing on his yacht. When he heard about that, President Obama was so angry, he missed a putt. Read more…

Monologue | Tuesday night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC: Larry King’s oil spill telethon last night raised $1.8 million. Usually, to get that much money from Larry King, you have to divorce him. Read more…

Monologue | Monday night on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC: Because of the success of “Toy Story 3,” Pixar is now rushing ahead with its plans to do a sequel to one of its most popular movies, presented by BP. It’s BP presents “Try Finding Nemo Now.” Read more…

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