Late Night

Monologue | Aired Thursday night on CBS: I got kind of a moral dilemma here. Do you think, and be honest about this, do you think it’s too soon for me to hit on Bernie Madoff’s wife?

Bernie and his wife Ruth want to keep $69 million. They said that’s not money they swindled. That’s just money they had laying around. That’s money they saved by switching to Geico.

People are now saying that the recession we’re in turning perhaps to a depression is not as bad as the one they went through in 1929. So what we’re going through now, not as bad as 1929. And I said hey, come on, give us a chance. We can make it worse.
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