Last Week's Funniest Captions

Best Caption:

"I had the Surf and Turf, and she had the Scarf and Barf."

— ­ Posted by Karlo

Runners-up:

”Yeah, he’s nice enough. A sailor. Huge forearms. Anchor tattoo. Screwy laugh. Always winking at me. He insisted I have seafood while he nails a whole plateful of spinach, then starts a fight in the bar. Frightening. Sexy. I’m kind of turned on by it."

— Posted by J. Eaton

”Now where the heck did he go? How rude. As I was saying, Sally. …

— Posted by Scarlett

When Harry walked out on Sally.

— Posted by Bo