Margo Howard:
The big question: "Where would conservatives cut spending?" I would guess they'd cut anything that has to do with people who aren't rich.
Andy Borowitz:
For once I agree with John Boehner--when he became Speaker I sobbed uncontrollably.
David Roberts:
The new Speaker of the House: "The idea that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen that is harmful to our environment is almost comical."
almightygod:
Changing election results in response to prayers.
Andy Borowitz:
To every Democrat who voted against health-care but lost last night anyway: well played, sir!
Kim:
From what I'm seeing on the news, the new definition of intellectual is "one who believes in evolution."
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