Thursday, November 15, 2012

Good Late Night Jokes: Chris Christie's Pants

Chris Christie - Caricature
Chris Christie - Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)
Late Show With David Letterman
  • The Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree is being put in place this afternoon. They bring it in and hoist it with a crane and steel cables. It's the same way they get Chris Christie into his pants.
  • According to a study, there are three areas where humans now are getting dumber. High school kids. Retirees. And another group of dumb people? Four-star generals.
Conan
  • There's a petition for Texas to secede. It has 25,000 signatures. The signatures are from every state but Texas.
Jay Leno
  • It was announced today that former General Petraeus has agreed to testify before Congress. I guess he figured, "Why not?" Those questions can't be any tougher than the ones he's getting at home right now.
  • A dozen New York Jets players told a reporter that Tim Tebow is "terrible." They said he's a terrible quarterback. And believe me, if anybody knows terrible, it's the Jets.
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