Best of the Monologues

clipped from laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com Aired Wednesday night on CBS: John McCain recently said he supports George Bush’s Iraq policy. I said, “Well, sure, slice me eight more years of that, will you? Let’s go!” I do like John McCain. He looks like a guy who thinks he is sheriff of the neighborhood, you know? “You’re going to have to trim back those hedges.” Read more …