Saturday, November 22, 2008

Best of the Monologues

david letterman

Monologue | Aired Thursday night on CBS: Little cold outside today, kids? Well, so much for your global warming, you know what I’m saying.

John McCain announced today that he is beginning his 2010 senatorial campaign. And I’m thinking, wow! Two more years of a John McCain campaign, hey, cut me a slice of that!

But there are some nice aspects during the transition period. For example, the Bush twins gave the Obama girls a tour of the White House. It was very sweet, but the Obama girls got really scared because they heard creepy organ music coming from Cheney’s underground lair.

And then the Bush twins grabbed a candle and took the kids on a tour of Cheney’s torture chamber. Read more…

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