Late Night Monologues

Monologue | Aired Wednesday night on CBS: Anthropologists have found — and this is crazy — a well-preserved brain. They believe it’s from the Middle Ages. Here’s the surprise. They found it in the head of Dick Cheney.

But Dick Cheney said that we made the right decision to go to war in Iraq. And I said to myself, “Well, that’s good enough for me, by God.” Read more…

And Thursday night: Now here’s something historical. In January, all five living presidents are scheduled to have lunch together. Clinton suggested the VIP room at Hooters.