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| Cover of Rush Limbaugh |
Jay Leno
- Happy birthday to Mitt Romney, he’s 65 years old. At his party, he didn't blow out the candles. He gave a speech and the candles just flickered and died.
- Romney's birthday is not a big deal here. But in the Cayman Islands, it's a national holiday.
David Letterman
- How about that Rush Limbaugh? It was nice for me to see somebody else apologizing for something for a change.
- Don't kid yourself, Rush is in a lot of trouble. He's down to two national sponsors. You know what they are? One is Crisco, and the other is Hostess Twinkies.
- With daylight-saving time, we lose an hour of our lives. It's like a Kardashian marriage.
- Not only do I lose the hour when you monkey with the clock, I lose another hour trying to find the nail to put it back on the wall.
Jimmy Kimmel
- Larry King announced he'll be hosting a new daily talk show online. Really, the only place Larry should be online is for the early bird special at Golden Corral.
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