Good 'Top Ten': This Is the Pilot

Lindbergh, Mahoney and M-1 (Photo credit: San Diego Air & Space Museum Archives)

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Pilot Say

10. "Hey Lindbergh, get off my lap!"
9. "We'll be cruising at an altitude of 75 feet"
8. "Here's a little something I once tried at an air show"
7. "I love this airport — the terminals are the right height"
6. "Bring daddy a whiskey sour"
5. "Meow"
4. "We'll be arriving in Newark shortly"
3. "Help! I'm covered in ticks"
2. "Enjoy the in-flight movie, starring myself and the co-pilot's wife"
1. "If you turn your attention to the front of the airplane, you'll see me being hog-tied by an air marshal"