10. Your CD is in a bin labeled "Crap for a Quarter"
9. You sing like the Mets play baseball
8. Amnesty International is begging you to stop
7. People who say that "You've got great pipes" are referring to your actual plumbing
6. Verse, chorus, wet cough, verse, chorus, hacking wet cough
5. A church choir tries to trade you to another church choir
4. Your album warning label reads: "Caution: Do Not Play"
3. Your neighbors always ask if you've been trying to breed cats
2. You're this guy (Mitt Romney singing)
1. Instead of iTunes, you're on iSuck
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