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| Mitt Romney - Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey) |
Jimmy Kimmel
- I learned something. Julius Caesar came up with leap day like 2,000 years ago. Julius Caesar invented leap day. And salad, I think.
- According to multiple news sources, Snooki from "Jersey Shore" is pregnant. Which is unusual. They don't usually mate in captivity.
David Letterman
- They went crazy celebrating. A friend of mine who was in campaign headquarters said that after he won and the lights were turned off and people were going home, Romney took off his jacket and chugged a glass of tap water.
Conan
- Mitt Romney won a squeaker in Michigan last night. Today in Detroit he asked supporters to donate money to his campaign. Of course, the people pointed out that they live in Detroit and he's Mitt Romney.
Jay Leno
- Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won in Arizona and Michigan. Romney is so excited, he almost loosened his tie.
- Not a good day for Rick Santorum. I haven't seen him this depressed since they invented the birth control pill.
- I think Rick Santorum learned something yesterday. He learned that the Electoral College is not for everyone.
- Gas prices are so high that Mitt Romney's wife can only afford to drive one Cadillac.
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