Aired Wednesday night on CBS: You folks know about this Rod Blagojevich, the governor from Illinois? Well, they’re trying to get him out of there because he’s a crook. And he was having an impeachment trial, and he said, “You know what, you kids go and have your little impeachment trial. I’m going to New York City, and I’m going to be on every TV show.” Did you see the guy on TV? He was everywhere. I mean, this guy, he looks like the guy that tells you need new brake pads, you know?Blagojevich looks like an insurance salesman that keeps calling you “Captain.” “Hey, Captain.”
Blagojevich looks like a guy who backs you up with his aftershave. Whoah!
Blagojevich looks like a guy who disappears with your deposit after he takes your contracting contract.
Blagojevich looks like the guy who tries to set you up with his wife.
And President Bush, after eight years, is also in retirement. How can you tell?
President Bush, of course, has a place just outside of Crawford, Texas — Rancho Inepto.
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