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| speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on February 11, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
David Letterman
- Mitt Romney, does he look familiar to you? He looks like the guy who used to host "Tic-Tac-Dough."
- According to The New York Times, Iraq now loves American fast food. They hate us but they love our fast food. This is how we work. We force democracy on them and then we sneak in morbid obesity.
- Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of the slammer more times than you would care to count. Now she is a person of interest in a jewel heist. She's already picking out her inappropriate outfit for her next court date.
Conan
- A group of coal miners in Ohio said that their bosses forced them to attend a Mitt Romney campaign event. You know you're boring when people would rather dig coal than listen to you speak.
Jay Leno
- Donald Trump was bumped from speaking at the Republican convention because of Hurricane Isaac. See, nobody ever talks about the good things hurricanes do.
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