Latenight Monologues

clipped from laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com Aired Tuesday night on NBC: MSNBC is reporting that the Department of Homeland Security wants all 80 million of America’s recreational boaters to be on the lookout for terrorists in small boats trying to explode a nuclear bomb. I don’t believe it. What are we paying, $50 billion a year for homeland security? All they can come up with is three drunks on a waverunner in Lake Havasu? Well, the State Department announced today the most dangerous place in the world, no longer the Mideast; it is now between Rev. Jeremiah Wright and a microphone. Read more …