Best Caption:

“Hurry up, bus, before someone else sacks Fifth Avenue!”

— ­ Posted by Robin Edmiston, Halifax, Nova Scotia

Runners-up:

The Chinese delegation walks out on the “who really invented pasta” talks.

— Posted by Charles Almon, Brooklyn

“Oh, dear. I thought you said you wanted more Romans in our marriage.”

— Posted by Pplusplus, Palisades, N.Y.

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