Chief Justice John Roberts criticized President Obama’s State of the Union and says the annual address has “degenerated to a political pep rally.” And I guess he didn’t like those five, drunk shirtless guys in the balcony with “O-B-A-M-A” painted on their bellies. – Bill Mihalic, Rochester, Mich.

Senator Scott Brown of Massachusetts is writing a book. The working title is: “Pants on the Ground, Pants on the Ground, Lookin’ Like I Rule With My Pants on the Ground.” — Alex Kaseberg, San Diego

With Robert DeNiro playing Vince Lombardi in an ESPN film, you can bet the Packers had a dangerous taxi squad. – Bill Littlejohn, South Lake Tahoe, Calif.

To make a long story short, nothing beats a TV series cancellation. — Gil Stern, Las Vegas