Monologue | Tuesday night on NBC: Happy Passover, everybody. Speaking of that, as you may have heard, Vice President Joe Biden did it again. He showed up at the White House Seder last night with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

Well, according to Newsweek, the F.B.I. now says Osama bin Laden is healthy and giving the orders once again for Al Qaeda. Today, Republicans blamed it on the new health care bill.

First Lady Michelle Obama attended the Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend. See, I don’t think the president had ever seen that show. Like, when she got home, the president asked Michelle how it went. She said there was a lot of slime. And President Obama said, “Fox News was there?”