Monologue | Wednesday night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC: Police in Cairo have detained an American man who arrived on a flight from J.F.K. with two handguns, 250 bullets, swords, daggers and knives in his luggage. When they heard this, J.F.K. screeners were like, “Sure he had all these things, but here’s what he didn’t have — bottled water or nail clippers.” Read more…