Conan
- A lot of people are commenting that Mitt Romney is looking extremely tan lately. In fact, if Romney gets any darker he's not going to vote for himself.
- New Jersey is banning smiling in driver's license photos. So now instead of telling drivers to say "cheese," the DMV photographer will just say, "You live in New Jersey."
Jay Leno
- I saw a guy today scraping a Romney bumper sticker off his car. It was Paul Ryan.
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