Good 'Late Night' Jokes

English: President Barack Obama talks with co-producer Michele Tasoff during a break in taping “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” at NBC Studios in Burbank, Calif., Oct. 25, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Jimmy Fallon

• This week the Obamas’ dog, Bo, turned 4 years old. He spent the day the way he always does — digging holes, chasing squirrels, and coaching Obama for the debates.
• The Obama campaign is planning to open up its 120th field office in Ohio. Even Starbucks is like, “That’s too many locations, man.”
• Six months after getting engaged on national TV, Ben and Courtney from “The Bachelor” revealed that they have broken up. Other “Bachelor” contestants were shocked. They were like, “You guys stayed together for six months?”

Jimmy Kimmel

• I feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. But it's time to stop blaming her mother. We should blame her grandmother for the way her mother turned out.
• ABC has ordered a new celebrity competition show. It's similar in structure to "Dancing With the Stars" but instead of dancing, celebrities will be diving into a pool. At first I was interested. But then I found out they're planning on putting water in the pool.

David Letterman

• The vice-presidential debate is tomorrow night. Democrats took a pounding at the last debate, so now they're going to be a little more aggressive. Joe Biden is thinking of opening with a head butt.
• It going to be strange watching a debate without the president, although he wasn't there for the last one either.

Jay Leno

• Mitt Romney is refusing to participate in the long-running special on Nickelodeon called “Kids Pick the President.” Romney said it's nothing personal; he just says that these kids are part of that 47 percent who contribute nothing to the country and mooch off their parents and grandparents.