David Letterman
- There's a new HBO movie this weekend — the Liberace story, "Behind the Candelabra." Liberace claimed that he was not gay. Well, that's good enough for me.
- I've seen a little of the film. Meryl Streep is fantastic as Liberace.
- We're learning more and more about Liberace. He was addicted to plastic surgery. He had a collection of wigs. And he would change clothing about 10 times a day. Wow, it's like I have a twin!
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Jimmy Fallon
- These scandals at the White House are just getting worse. It turns out that President Obama’s chief of staff knew about the scandal at the IRS three weeks before the president found out. Obama was like, "Anything else you guys aren't telling me?" And Joe Biden was like, "Uh . . . I broke the copier."
Conan
- A lot of people are criticizing President Obama, including Michelle Obama. She recently said she could take a whole afternoon and talk about Barack's failures. She was immediately hired by Fox News.
- A college student in Georgia was worried that his parents would be mad at him for flunking English. So he tried to fake his own kidnapping. The parents figured it out when the ransom note said, "We has your son."
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