jay leno

Aired Wednesday night on NBC: The husband of Democratic U.S. Senator Deborah Stabenow from Michigan has admitted he paid a prostitute he met on the Internet $150 for sex at a hotel room. Now, he could end up serving four years as governor of New York — if he is convicted.

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, while speaking before Congress, warned we may be headed towards a recession. Oh, thank you, Captain Obvious! Let me guess. Real estate market not looking too good either?

Oh, and Bush’s secretary of housing announced he is stepping down. Well, sure. Nobody’s got a house anymore. He’s got nothing to do — might as well step down.