Jay Leno
- Today Newt Gingrich didn't agree or disagree on the gay marriage thing. However, he did say there should be a term limit on all marriages.
- According to Danish researchers, people who jog live six years longer than non-joggers. Aren't you OK with dying early and missing that six years of jogging?
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| Joe Biden (Photo credit: xomiele) |
Conan
- The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So in a related story millions of Americans are trying to get Biden hooked on pot.
- Mitt Romney has issued an apology for some of his high school pranks that went a little too far. Probably the meanest prank was the time he bought his high school and fired everyone in it.
- The best-selling novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" has been banned from many libraries in Florida. Isn't it shocking? They have libraries in Florida.
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