Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Good 'Late Night' Jokes: Facebook and eHarmony

Jay Leno
  • Rick Santorum is here tonight, making his first appearance on our show. I haven't seen Rick this excited since he endorsed Mitt Romney.
  • Woody Allen
    Cover of Woody Allen
  • Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth — $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook.
David Letterman
  • Lindsay Lohan was in New York having dinner with Woody Allen. Nice going, eHarmony.com.
  • I hate to dampen everybody's spirit but they busted up another one of these exploding underpants plots. All I can say is thanks a lot, underpants bombers, because now at airport security we have to put our underpants in a tray.
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