The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
- Obama said that he says a brief prayer every morning, but then Joe Biden shows up anyway. So I don't know if it would really work.
- Mitt Romney is taking a lot of heat for saying he's not concerned with the very poor. I don't think he helped himself, either. Like today he says he does care about the homeless — especially the summer home-less.
- I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy on a package of underwear.
- Newt Gingrich says that people who ride on subways here in New York are the elite. I was on the subway today and one of the elites sitting next to me was smoking crack.
- Newt Gingrich has criticized “New York elites” who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.
- What is more American than gathering the family for a full day of watching beer and Viagra commercials?
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- Fast-food chain Jack in the Box has introduced a bacon milk shake. Yeah. This is all part of Jack in the Box's new “Die Happy Meal.”
- In an interview, Joan Rivers said she's had 739 surgical procedures. In fact, she started out as a man from Kenya.
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