Monday, March 25, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
My Answers to Other People's Questions
“Should I send a wedding invitation to people I know can’t come?”
Yes, and in some cases, thank them.
“Do wild animals ever get overweight or obese?”
No. Pack-it-on concoctions such as chili cheese fries and deep-fried Twinkies do not exist in the wild.
“How did hot dogs get their name?”
Guys who think they’re hot but have much in common with your dog.
“What’s the longest movie ever made?”
“Peewee’s Big Adventure.”
Thursday, March 21, 2013
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