Friday, November 7, 2014

Headline Observation: Customer Service

“Indianapolis airport debuts customer service robot”
Finally decides to catch up with the rest of the country

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Headline Observation: Drunken Santa

“Police: Drunken Santa zombie enters St. Paul home”
‘It was wrong on so many levels,’ says police chief

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Headline Observation: Drive-Thrus

“Michigan funeral home provides drive-thru option”
Honk if you felt a particular fondness for the deceased

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Headline Observation: Chimps

“NY court hears arguments that chimps have rights”
Chumps, on other hand, have been, still are, fair game