Headline Observation: Punches

"Florida judge accused of punching attorney"

It was the realization of a dream shared by many

Headline Observation: Aliens

"Pope Francis: I'd definitely baptize aliens if they asked"

Content of converts' confessions may be most interesting aspect

Headline Observation: Evolution

“Ohio court OKs order that dad can't have more kids”
‘More of this guy,’ judge says, ‘would be insult to evolution’

Headline Observation: Travel Industry

“The travel industry loves made-up words”
Like ‘Flying there is half the fun’