OFF THE WALL...: October 2014

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

“Woman says she dug up dead dad seeking 'real will'”
Story qualifies as greedy, creepy and stupid, all at once

“Man floating in bubble rescued by Coast Guard”

No hope seen for politicians floating in bubbles

“Pope's skull cap raises over 100,000 euros on eBay”

And thereby a solution to world hunger is discovered

“Skunk with head stuck in beer can rescued”
However, skunk rescues never really turn out well

“Sheriff: Burned armpit hair led to Idaho car crash”

How armpit hair gets lit is essence of ‘What the…?’

“Teen calls police to break up his own party”
Wild parties made for someone else’s house

“Daredevil: Wire-walking is 'the norm' for family”

Downside: It’s not a very large family

"Venezuela's breast implant shortage”
There’s crisis, and then there’s ‘Crisis!’