Good 'Late Night' Jokes: Christie

Chris Christie - Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

Jimmy Fallon

• Chris Christie won a second term as New Jersey governor last night. We like him. He’s a good guy. Christie said he couldn't have done it without his biggest supporter — and then his belt said, "Happy to help, man."
• Chris Christie won a second term as New Jersey governor. And in honor of his big win, I promise no more fat jokes about him tonight. But seriously, the margin of victory was so big, even he could walk through it.

Conan

• The new mayor of New York City is a progressive Democrat with an African-American wife who used to be a lesbian. Or as Fox News reported, the apocalypse is upon us.

Jay Leno

• New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was re-elected by a huge margin. He gave a great speech last night. He said he learned a lot in the last four years — for example, that lap-band surgery doesn't always work.
• Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's got a new slogan: "Put the oval in the Oval Office."