Next year sold out

"Women bare breasts for gender equality on GoTopless Day"

Consensus among male spectators was overwhelmingly positive

Oh, Canada

"1,500 People on Inflatable Rafts Returned to U.S. From Canada"

Americans panicked when they heard false rumor Trump leading polls

Let me show you around

"Austrian collects 10 million beer bottle caps"

'It's not as much fun as you would think,' he admits

Not in the moo-ed

"Cops in Maine shoot, kill escaped slaughterhouse-bound cow"

Made a break for it when she heard no mooing on the other side

Feeling fizzy

"Police arrest 5 accused of stealing $4,700 in energy drinks"

'Let me tell you,' says cop, 'those guys weren't easy to catch'

Donald's no David

"Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up in Cities Across the U.S."

For many discriminating viewers, it finally reveals his best side

Bees, please

"Bees escape in Wal-Mart parking lot, sting several people"

Manager cautions shoppers to wait to unwrap their bees at home

Ho, ho, hoofs

"Alaska restaurant serving elk fined for calling it reindeer"

Santa's Bar & Grill featured popular "Blixen with all the fixin's"

News Update: Oedipus Rex

 

“Oregon man sentenced to prison for beheading mother's cat”

Psychologist says it's a textbook case with Oedipal ramifications

I wonder....

On the Interstate the other day I saw this sign, "If you die tonight will you go to Heaven or Hell?" I wonder if some people might enjoy, at least a little, thinking others will go to some kind of fiery hell for not believing the way they do.