‘You Have No Future! It Is Over.’
Jay Leno
Aired Friday night on NBC: Happy T.G.I.F. Which, if you’re a New Yorker, it means the governor is a freak.
As you know, Governor Eliot Spitzer has resigned. However, his hooker will finish her full term.
We didn’t know anything about this woman. She was given the fake name Kristen, and a vague general description — a petite brunette who was 5 foot 5. That’s all we knew. Yet reporters were able to track down her down in a day and a half. Osama bin Laden, the most famous terrorist in the world, 6 foot 6, long beard, he wears the same robe and a turban every day, and we have no idea where he is. It makes no sense.
