Best Caption

“And I’m telling you there’s nothing wrong with a man getting married to a woman.”— ­ Posted by Linluc

Runners-up:

“Call my partner ‘Prince Valiant’ one more time! I dare you!"— Posted by Perry McDowell

"Whaddaya mean I’m gonna die before Abe Vigoda???!!"— Posted by Marc Ragovin, New York

"You told me you would make my nose look like Michael Jackson’s!"— Posted by John Hammer