Sunday, October 4, 2009

Good Late Night

‘Could Have Been Worse’
Leno Monologue Aired Friday night on NBC:

Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you’ve got the wrong studio.

This guy who was trying to blackmail Letterman was a producer from the show “48 Hours.” It could have been worse. At least it wasn’t a producer from “To Catch a Predator.” That would have been bad.

I’m happy to say that I’ve never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members. (Band member throws down his drumsticks and storms offstage.)

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