Thursday, March 22, 2012

Top Ten: Questions Rarely Asked of a Car Salesman

Top Ten Questions People Rarely Ask Car Salesmen

10. How much for just the airbags?
9. May I see a picture of the navigation lady?
8. Which car goes best with a suspended license?
7. May I test drive naked?
6. Are you available to speak at Career Day?
5. May I return it next week after a state-wide crime spree?
4. What would Jesus drive?
3. May I watch while you undercoat my wife's car?
2. Could my dog ride comfortably on the roof?
1. Will you hold me while we dicker?
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