Saturday, February 2, 2008

Latest Monologue Lines as Gathered by the New York Times

Aired on CBS: Anybody see the Republican debate last night? Nasty, nasty debate. At one point, Mitt Romney got so upset, so agitated, so worked up, that his hair cracked.

Mitt Romney doesn’t look like a president. He looks like a ring master.

Mitt looks like a guy wearing a golf shirt in an Eddie Bauer catalog.

Aired on NBC: As you know, the Republican race is now down to McCain and Romney. Interesting two guys. You got the guy who spent five years in a prison camp versus the guy who spent five years in the tanning booth.

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