Thursday, February 7, 2008

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david letterman

Aired Tuesday night on CBS: Hi, welcome to “Late Show.” I’m Super Tuesdave … Well, Super Tuesday is all over now. Hillary can remove the duct tape from Bill’s mouth.

They’re saying Hillary may have a conflict of interest. Apparently, she owns a piece of a pantsuit company.

But, by God, I wish that John McCain a great deal of luck. I’m telling you, at my age, I’m just happy to see a president who’s older than I am, you know what I mean?

How about that Mitt Romney, huh? This guy looks like a lawyer who advertises on the back of a bus. Read more …

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